Health insurance, my ass. They don’t pay for shit! You get sick on a Friday, they only pay for Monday through Thursday. You go to Dr. A, they only pay for Dr. B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas.
–Ben Lewis (Accepted)
Health insurance, my ass. They don’t pay for shit! You get sick on a Friday, they only pay for Monday through Thursday. You go to Dr. A, they only pay for Dr. B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas.
–Ben Lewis (Accepted)
You know, a lot of people say that college is the time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world, when they open their minds to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey from the innocence of youth to the responsibilities of adulthood. Now isn’t that a load of horseshit? Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids, in order to attract them to going to school, in the belief that they’re gonna have a better life. And we all know that all we’re doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers. Buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores. Pimps and whores! And indoctrinating them into a life-long hell of debt and indecision. Look, there’s only one reason that kids want to go to school. To get a good job. To get a good job, with a great starting salary.
–Ben Lewis (Accepted)